A Drinking Song, To the tune of “The British Are Coming, Hooray, Hooray…” Go to the Comments Section and add your own lyrics!
Ye just appeared one day, one day
Decided ye would stay
And stay, and stay…
Until yesterday…oh yesterday
No one e`en knows what brought ye our way
Next Verse:
Oh No one knows what scared ye away
Ye received a letter on Saturday
Was it that? No one here can say, can say
For sure Ye have got–just disappeared
That my friends is the End of this play.
Chorus:
Disappearing Dan, oh where have ye got?
We don’t even know, oh where ye’ve come from.
Ye just appeared one day and stayed,
Disappeared again, on yesterday.
Second Chorus:
Disappearing Dan, oh where have ye got?
Oh Disappearing Dan, it’s not what it’s not.
Ye just appeared one day, one day,
And now ye are gone on yesterday.
Next Verse:
Ye played on your harp
Ye were not content
Ye drank all the liquor
`Til ye money was spent
And Now ye’ve got off
Oh, Where have ye went?
Disappearing Dan, ye left not a hint.

Next Verse:
Oh, ye made no friends
It’s such a pity
But ye gave us this ditty
It’s a li`l witty
We’ll drink to this song
Til it becomes too long
We’ll drink to this song
Til some one be`er comes along.
Next Chorus:
Oh Disappearing Dan, ye left no fans
Disappearing Dan we knew not yer plans
Ye just appeared one day, one day
And disappeared on yesterday.